Wednesday, May 10, 2006

May WHO KNOWS - Part Rob

I have been out of commission the last two days with a 101+ (Fahrenheit) temperature and have to say that the stuff my "friends" gave me to drink before you get on the airplane (to keep you from getting sick)
DOES NOT WORK!
It's urban legend caliber stuff.
Like the don't get hangover pills that they sell.
I think I might sue them when I get home but if they read this they might tin foil my desk or something at work.

So! I am here in the internet cafe and typing my blog.
I thought I was getting cable internet BUT it costs $80/month for an unlimited 38K (that's K! my little chip-lets*). The modem on our laptop is also dead so can't get dialup working either.
I feel naked without my internet connection.

Speaking of Naked!!! NEKKID!

So this book Liz gave us to read...Jen claimed it was like a John Grishalm novel.
I was on my deathbed and I had nothing to do (already 4.6/6 through the star wars 2-trilogy) and I love to read but.
Grishalm?!
NYET!
It's about some cop who goes to Alaska because he accidentally killed his partner in Baltimore.
(I suppose he's some swat team captain.)
Anyways... yup.... 3 chapters into the book he shags some hawt brunette and it's described in great detail.
Thanks Liz.
I think my temp got to 105 then Jen made me take a cold shower (no lie) tho it was really to reduce my fever.

Junior is doing good Jen says and they had a great session half outside and half inside.
I will be ok tomorrow so I will hog him long time.

Oh by the way... If Jen happens to mention anything in her blog about the girl who called and then had to visit our "flat" to retrieve her bikinis and bras please note that I had nothing to do with this what-so-ever. Must have been somebody else.
I was also too afraid of Russian women after the first lady accosted me at the front door the first day of the apartment (did I tell you about that?) that I would not even answer the door for this chick. Jen answered the door when she rang the bell and laughed at me because I missed oogling her and she was quite attractive.... Dang !!! (Tho Jen could be lying!)

Miss you guyz.

*chiplet - a term of affection for your friends who are tech savy.
Created after Chip... the famous chiplet next door.....
College girls find him irresistible!!!! (ha ha ha the power of the keyboard!!!!)

4 Comments:

At 11:17 AM EDT, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rob, save that book from Liz, I want to study it very closly, JoeB

 
At 10:58 PM EDT, Blogger Travelin' Liz said...

Hey there, it's not every guy gets a hot book from his step mother-in-law. Really though, it's all about Alaska.....really, it is!!!

Can't wait to meet Junior or what's his name. He sure has adapted to you two....boy, is he in for a surprise when he finds out he's second to the felines at home...but maybe not after all.

Hope you're feeling better today Rob.

 
At 12:39 AM EDT, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you wanted a John Grisham book I could have easily supplied. But it seems you're more in the market for a Danielle Steele...?

 
At 3:29 PM EDT, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is this business with college girls and the Chiplet? I think there is some explaining to do...

FYI - while reading the blog we researched Turkish names and came up with Kurt - not bad!

 

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