WE INTERRUPT THIS BLOG!!!
Dateline.... Astana Kazakstan......
Rob and Jen return from Dinner with the other adoptive families.
Rob and Jen go through first door of their ultra secure complex.
Rob unlocks second door with turkish key.
Rob inserts final key into lock of third and final door.
Rob turns they key and .....
SNAP!
OH @*$(&*!!!
The key broke in the lock.
Rob holds half a key in his hand.
The third and final door (to Rob and Jen's ultra secure apartment) will not open.
Rob and Jen try to fix the door.
Rob and Jen then go to The Brady Family's residence one tower over to call Ijanna.
Ijanna gets the landlord on the phone and a locksmith comes to the rescue.
The locksmith uses a plastic bottle to try to flip the lock open.
Eventually the locksmith manages to pop out the other half of the broken key.
Jen and Rob enter the apartment with a spare key!
No lives were lost, no consultants were consulted, and no chihuahas were sacrificed in the making of this (I swear it's all true.. honest really fo sho) story.
Only a few hours of waiting and Jen and Rob are now asleep.
Hope you enjoyed your weekend now GET BACK TO WORK and quit reading this silly blog.
Sincerely,
John Q Dippenheimerwannamaker
Astana Reporter for The Adoptive Times LLC dot com ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
posted by Jennifer @ 3:04 PM
3 comments
3 Comments:
Dear John Q. congratulations on your attempt at breaking and entering da apartment. we enjoyed thereport, but as for getting back to "work", Remember "WORK" is a four letter word to us retired folk! Regards, anon.
uncle rob broke the key in the lock? tsk tsk. just another crazy day in the kaz it seems.
Um yeah, I think Rob has "gone 'round the bend". Time to come home for you Robby. Your cats and friends miss you.
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